Who I write like meme

[elderwitty]

Either this is hopelessly unscientific...or am I just my own little army of one?

Okay, so...hopelessly unscientific it is. skaredykat forwarded me the info that this is a scam to get you to boost Google ratings for a vanity publisher. Or to get you to use a vanity publisher. Either way = ew! Please to not be following the links. If you want to know who you write like, I am more than capable of giving you some random writer's name after lightly perusing any of your work. Links to stupid site have been sanitized for your protection. (And retitled, for your amusement.) :D

SGA ficlet Under the Weather

I write like
Chuck vs the Palahniuk

I Write Like by Mémoires. Dad! Dean won't give me the remote!

SPN Drabble What Are You Doing?

I write like
Dee Foster Wallace

I Write Like by Mémoires. Cate is a wonder.

Chapter One of SPN story The Gift

I write like
Oscar Meyer

I Write Like by Mémoires. Joe has almost NO hips!!

I'M SOOOO ASHAMED!!!!!

Comments

Re: Meyer

[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

taste, it ain't universal...

(But remember, my love for any and all SGA stories featuring unicorns is rational, sane, and tasteful, whereas yours (in the grand, universal "you equals anyone not me" sense) for SGA stories involving, say, sex in a puddlejumper is creepy and disgusting.)

Re: Meyer

[elderwitty]

and sometimes, you need chocolate to wipe it away.

(What? The one where Rodney brings a pillow so he can give John a birthday blowjob in flight, thus combining two great tastes that taste great together, is creepy? Damn, next thing you know I'll be macking on Wraith. Urk!)

Re: Meyer

[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

Palate cleansers, so important...

(Pfft, John thinks Wraith are delicious. Rodney has rather less love for Wraithy flavoring, but that was to be expected.)

Re: Meyer

[elderwitty]

Now, you know it takes me way longer to reply when you feed me good fic.

The chocolate one always makes me laugh. They're both such dear, stupid boys.

I must confess, I didn't read the whole John/wraith one. I squicked. Jumped to the end to see that he got rescued and called it a day.

Two Rodneys!!! This is a good thing, indeed. Unless you're incompetent, of course, as they will then crush your useless spirit even faster between them!

Thanks!

Re: Meyer

[skaredykat.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is my stealth plan as the sock-puppet that plans to take over the primary ID: distract you with fic! (*cue evil laugh*)

Re: Meyer

[elderwitty]

What makes you think I'm the primary?

(*rubs hands together in the traditionally villainous way*)