taking some damage
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elderwittyI have yet another ree-DONK-u-lous, me-only injury to report.
BACKGROUND:
At work, there's a women's bathroom on each floor, and each has three stalls. This is about the 6th floor.
Last week, the first stall was closed due to water on the floor, even though it has a drain (?). Either the toilet is leaking or the ceiling is. No problem, there are two others.
Yesterday, I went in and the third stall was in use. Okay, I'll use the middle stall - though the door is so oversized that you have to basically straddle the stool to close it. Enter, straddle, close. Realize there's now standing water in *this* stall, too. Fuck that! Went off to a different floor where I don't have to hold my pants up while I pull them down.
TODAY:
Forgot about the issue 'til I walked in and saw the first stall was open again. I wasn't even halfway through the thought, "Wow, they fixed that fast!" when I saw the piece of cardboard laid over the left sink (of two) with OUT OF ORDER on it. You have to laugh.
(No. You have to. That all has nothing to do with the injury - it's just funny.)
ANYWAY:
Go to third stall, check for paper. (I've been stranded before.) It's there, but the (industrial-sized) roll is on too tight or is too heavy, because pulling just leads to shredding. Reached in to push the roll around to free up enough to use, and ran the end of my finger into the edge of the opening.
Friends, I have a Toilet Paper Dispenser Cutter Tooth Gouge/SliceTM!
It's on the tip of my little finger, RIGHT by where the fingernail leaves the nail bed. The bandaid had to be cut in half so the booboo got gauze on it instead of stickum. :D
Only I could manage to achieve such bizarre damage. ::shakes head and chuckles::
BACKGROUND:
At work, there's a women's bathroom on each floor, and each has three stalls. This is about the 6th floor.
Last week, the first stall was closed due to water on the floor, even though it has a drain (?). Either the toilet is leaking or the ceiling is. No problem, there are two others.
Yesterday, I went in and the third stall was in use. Okay, I'll use the middle stall - though the door is so oversized that you have to basically straddle the stool to close it. Enter, straddle, close. Realize there's now standing water in *this* stall, too. Fuck that! Went off to a different floor where I don't have to hold my pants up while I pull them down.
TODAY:
Forgot about the issue 'til I walked in and saw the first stall was open again. I wasn't even halfway through the thought, "Wow, they fixed that fast!" when I saw the piece of cardboard laid over the left sink (of two) with OUT OF ORDER on it. You have to laugh.
(No. You have to. That all has nothing to do with the injury - it's just funny.)
ANYWAY:
Go to third stall, check for paper. (I've been stranded before.) It's there, but the (industrial-sized) roll is on too tight or is too heavy, because pulling just leads to shredding. Reached in to push the roll around to free up enough to use, and ran the end of my finger into the edge of the opening.
Friends, I have a Toilet Paper Dispenser Cutter Tooth Gouge/SliceTM!
It's on the tip of my little finger, RIGHT by where the fingernail leaves the nail bed. The bandaid had to be cut in half so the booboo got gauze on it instead of stickum. :D
Only I could manage to achieve such bizarre damage. ::shakes head and chuckles::
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Date: 2021-07-08 10:55 pm (UTC)ME me: ZOMG woman, how in the hell? Seriously? ::snerk::
taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-09 04:32 am (UTC)YOU you: It's a talent? At least we all get some laughs out of it.
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Date: 2021-07-09 02:15 am (UTC)taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-09 04:56 am (UTC)1) small divots in each shin from hopping out of a green waste dumpster after compacting tree branches, because I misjudged and midair calculations said to re-launch or risk shearing off my kneecaps. (mid-thirties)
2) hurt myself sweeping a walk-in cooler. The cap on the end of the metal haft had been removed and I took off a few layers of skin while clearing out under a shelf. (early thirties)
3) fallen over like a suddenly sleeping baby animal after putting an upholstery staple through my heel while running through the house (high school)
4) ripped a scab off my knee when a dangling thread from my quilted robe caught it and a cabinet knob. My mom allowed the high volume cussing I emitted, due to the circumstance. (7th or 8th grade)
5) fainted from the smell of Dep (a Dippity Do knockoff) while mom was trying to set pin curls into my baby fine hair. (around six)
6) been bitten by a copperhead while investigating what our dog was barking at for a VERY long time. I missed my cousin's wedding, but got to see Rollerball, which mom would never have allowed. (twelve)
7) fainted onto my sister's lap after a bike crash. She pushed me off onto the floor and complained to mom that I was 'trying to steal her chair' (ten or so)
8) a scar shaped like a smiley face on my shoulder, from a tree branch falling on me in college.
This is by no means a comprehensive list.
Re: taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-10 02:09 pm (UTC)Re: taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-10 03:13 pm (UTC)All you can do is laugh, right? And, to be fair, that is over the course of 45+ years.
Thanks for the hugs!
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Date: 2021-07-10 03:01 am (UTC)Ouch, though, one of the worst places for a cut.
taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-10 03:44 am (UTC)I will admit that it's in the exact spot that hit the 'Shift' button, and I'm not yet 100% accurate in my alternate method (curl finger and use the knuckle) yet, but It could be so much worse. What if I'd slipped and gotten it in the eyeball?! :D
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Date: 2021-07-14 06:24 am (UTC)A kiss for your booboo.
"HUGS"
taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-15 02:21 am (UTC)Thanks for the restorative kiss. :D
Re: taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-15 02:26 am (UTC)CHEAP SOB's
"HUGS"
Re: taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-15 06:02 pm (UTC)::clings::
Re: taking some damage
Date: 2021-07-26 08:08 am (UTC)"CLINGS" back