I am a ridiculous person

I am a ridiculous person. I will now prove this.

When I got home, I doffed my work clothes, donned shorts and a tank top, and commenced the web surfing.

Ten minutes ago, I realized that I was cold (per the thermostat, it's literally ONE degree cooler now), hungry, and had to pee.

Went to the kitchen, put my dinner (Field's Foods deli "Meal Deal" leftovers. Delish!) in the microwave (so old it has a DIAL), set it for one minute, and hit the 'Start' button (actual, not solid state or touch screen).

Ran for the bathroom, where my loungewear is conveniently kept, while stripping off the tank top. (I should clarify that A- it's roughly ten steps away, and B- it was comedy running.)

Grabbed the pj pants and oversized tee and put 'em on at the same time I was handling that third issue.

Washed my hands and emerged to find the oven still running! I felt like I won something!

Although, actually. My food is hot, my legs are warm and my bladder is empty. That's three prizes, right there!

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