Ficlet: Corey's Shift (An Unauthorized Companion to Greater Love Hath No Man for his Friends)

siriaeve wrote Greater Love Hath No Man for his Friends, and this happened when I commented on how fun it was. 2.4 years later, it finally shows up in my LJ. :D


John just needs to realize that the clerk sees wwaaaayyyy grosser stuff purchased on a daily basis: Prep-H, bunion pillows, athlete's foot creme (also works for jock itch and ringworm). And, Corey's favorite, lice shampoo for six or seven outbreaks per semester at the elementary school. This clerk is grateful to only have to handle pink packaging, 'cause every other one of those people feels the need to tell him all about how it's for their dad (aunt flo, cousin, neighbor, cat, niece, whoever) and not them. Corey doesn't care. He just wants to put in his eight hours and get the hell off his feet.

(Maybe get one of those FootSpas ON SPECIAL THIS WEEK on Aisle Seven ***Now with cool & warm settings!! Save 20% !!***)