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H50 fic: The Emperor's New Crime Lord
Jul. 11th, 2011 04:08 amIn ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
leupagus's journal, theonlytwin mentioned a desire for a Toast and Johnny D spin-off and bromance. I hit reply to '+1', but this happened instead.
Title: The Emperor's New Crime Lord
Author: elderwitty
Fandom: H50
Pairing: none
Rating: PG for allusion to drug use
Words: 174
Summary: Toast and Johnny D, together
Toast keeps the spreadsheets on which ticky-tack item was stolen from what overdecorated boast of a house, so that the next time Five-0 catches Johnny D (a sad inevitability, since the doofus can not ignore a text from Kono no matter what obviously fake stripper moniker she uses. That girl is his sextual siren. She's got his short and curlies in her magical digits. She's the flower and he's Ferdinand.
He can suspect it's her. He can be told it's her. Hell, Toast can pull up surveillance video of Kono typing with a wicked smirk ... doesn't mean D's gonna stop himself going panting to the meeting; hoping against hope that this time it'll actually be Amber [or Tif'fanny, Mysti, or Pheobe {naughty librarian stripper, don't ask}], so jazzed at a ride in his ground-effected lovemobile that they won't protest Toast coming along and bringing his lollipop- er, ... Wow, that batch was strong) they'll have some leverage to work on Danny and his crazy boyfriend.
(And what's with Danny calling him Mavis now?)
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leupagus's journal, theonlytwin mentioned a desire for a Toast and Johnny D spin-off and bromance. I hit reply to '+1', but this happened instead.Title: The Emperor's New Crime Lord
Author: elderwitty
Fandom: H50
Pairing: none
Rating: PG for allusion to drug use
Words: 174
Summary: Toast and Johnny D, together
Toast keeps the spreadsheets on which ticky-tack item was stolen from what overdecorated boast of a house, so that the next time Five-0 catches Johnny D (a sad inevitability, since the doofus can not ignore a text from Kono no matter what obviously fake stripper moniker she uses. That girl is his sextual siren. She's got his short and curlies in her magical digits. She's the flower and he's Ferdinand.
He can suspect it's her. He can be told it's her. Hell, Toast can pull up surveillance video of Kono typing with a wicked smirk ... doesn't mean D's gonna stop himself going panting to the meeting; hoping against hope that this time it'll actually be Amber [or Tif'fanny, Mysti, or Pheobe {naughty librarian stripper, don't ask}], so jazzed at a ride in his ground-effected lovemobile that they won't protest Toast coming along and bringing his lollipop- er, ... Wow, that batch was strong) they'll have some leverage to work on Danny and his crazy boyfriend.
(And what's with Danny calling him Mavis now?)
.
