Atlantis Confidential

Squidgie gave me the first four lines of a limerick.

I gave him a fifth ... and together we came up with 60 more.
(Please be aware that the last stanza is mean anti-McKeller. :grin: )


Atlantis Confidential

There once was a man named Rodney
Who John, more than once, ordered, “Off me!”
‘til one day they kissed
Which left John quite blissed
And led to adventures most bawdy

Matchmaker Teyla Emmagen,
After a hard day of trekkin’ and sloggin’
Sees the boys kiss in the Mess
And attributes success
To repeated sharp raps on John’s noggin

Former runner Ronon Dex
Knew the guys were having sex
Though they always tried to hide
He was ever eagle-eyed
And never missed the hickeys on their necks

There once was a major named Lorne
Whose hair was quite closely shorn
'pon seeing John kiss his scientist
Exclaimed, “That’s the way it is!”
Thus, romance with Parrish was born

Zelenka, the scientist Czech
Whose glasses were often a wreck
Once saw the two snogging
When they claimed to be jogging
He’s now eyeing a certain Gate tech

There once was a leader named Weir
Who knew she had nothing to fear
So while her military head
Took the CSO to bed
She waited for Bates to appear

While passing the ship’s cargo hold
Carter spied Rodney be bold
He didn’t suit her for a swain
So she was happy for his gain
And never after either asked or told.

The first time that Woolsey met Caldwell
He saw that the bald colonel sprawled well
They met many times after
With whiskey and laughter
It worked out that, together, they balled well.

Demo expert Cadman yearned for Beckett
Wanted nothing more than see him nekkid
So she took him to her room
And she made his pants go boom
Until that awful Sunday came to wreck it

Kate, the expedition shrink
Saw her patients on the brink
Their spirits all were fallin’
So she whipped up some sex pollen
And slipped it in the base’s favorite drink

Poor Doctor Jennifer Keller
No one was willing to tell her
Then, one night in the hall
“Oh, Rodney!!” she heard John call
At sex, it seems, the astrophysicist is stellar