See, I knew there was a reason we're friends. Everybody else who answered unhobbityhobbit's meme did so properly. My response: I've done it all my life. We are askew, my friend. :D

1. Your fabulous recipes fill me with home cooking envy, but then I'm too lost in the internet to make them.
2. Green, natch.
3. Something of an X-File, that.
4. Calvin (of "& Hobbes")
5. You do NOT let the fuckers get you down!
6. X-Files
7. Doo eet!